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Saturday 24 October 2015

Episode 29 - The meeting


It took a lot of energy to get back to Upper Grumpsfield. Lower Grumpsfield was nearer sea-level, so the road back was uphill all the way. Pushing on her Nordic walking sticks and trying to do the rhythm properly, Dorothy managed to get to the bistro in time and was, as a result, the first one there.
"Where've you been with those sticks, Dorothy?" Delilah wanted to know. Delilah wasn't into sport.
"Out walking. Can you hide them somewhere?"
Mitch took the sticks and disappeared into the back.
"Have you been out on your own, Dorothy? Don't you know it's dangerous round here?"
"Rubbish. I always go for walks."
“But not dressed like a sleuth and looking as if something had chased you all the way here."
"Well, to be honest, I've been investigating a bit."
"Two people have been shot on the common. No one knows who did it. You or I could be next. It's a question of being at the wrong place at the wrong time."
"Those two people had enemies. We don't."
"How do you know that? There are enemies everywhere, aren't there, Mitch?"
Delilah appealed to Mitch for confirmation.
"I'll take your word for it, Sweetheart," Mitch replied, winking at her outrageously, Dorothy thought.
The conversation was interrupted by the arrival of Cleo and Robert, closely followed by Gary, Julie and Colin.
***
It did not escape Cleo that Dorothy was wearing her camouflage outfit.
 "Have you been out snooping, Dorothy?" she asked.
"I never snoop. I went for a walk."
"So what did Kelly have to say for himself?" Robert asked, having guessed where the walk had taken her.
Dorothy felt caught in the act.
"Enough," she said, wishing she had not had that tussle behind the farmhouse, though it had revealed more than one home truth.
"You'll tell us all about it, won't you, Dorothy?" Gary said. "I'd hate to think of any valuable information being kept a secret."
"You're a good one to talk, Gary Hurley," retorted Dorothy. "You didn't tell us that a number of other cars were tampered with at the same time as Kelly's brakes were cut."
"Is that true, Gary?" said Cleo, shocked that he would keep that kind of information from her.
"I forgot…."
Cleo shook her head and bit her lip. Gary expected cooperation, but he didn't cooperate himself.
"So Kelly's car was just one of a row attacked by vandals, was it?" said Robert. He was justifiably angry. How much had the guy kept from Cleo, just to make sure he got the credit for solving something?
Delilah could see that the situation was escalating.
"Come into the snug, folks," she invited. "There's a big log fire burning in the hearth and I've made you some grog to start off with."
"You're an angel, Delilah!" said Dorothy. "I really need a hot drink."
***
"And I think we'd better start the ball rolling," said Colin, as soon as they had all found somewhere to sit at the round regulars' table. Tempers were already frayed: Robert's because Gary was not playing the game and Cleo’s because she was cross with Dorothy for going off on her own. She was starting to doubt the wisdom of working with Gary. Colin was disgusted with Gary he did not think he had the right attitude. Julie just looked on in amazement.
"I think Dorothy has something to tell us first," said Cleo, looking at Dorothy sternly.
"Nothing that can't wait," Dorothy retorted.
"Let us be the judge of that," said Colin. He had never been happy with the idea of a retired pianist investigating crime and was anxious not to have the same amateur status as her.
"My excursion was most useful because Kelly told me about the other damaged cars."
"How did you find Kelly? Was he nervous?" Gary wanted to know.
"Well, actually he found me first and thought I was a prowler."
"Didn't you knock on his door?" said Cleo.
“Of course I did.”
Dorothy told them as much about her experience as she wanted them to know.
"You could have been killed," said Robert.
"You must admit that it was a silly thing to do, going off on your own like that," added Gary.
"You promised not to, Dorothy," said Cleo.
"I just had to do something to get things moving."
"What were you expecting him to say or do?" Cleo asked.
"I'm not sure, but it confirmed my feeling that he was not responsible for Magda's death."
Gary was interested in that conclusion, but did not want to praise such foolish out-of-turn snooping. Feelings are not facts. Dorothy's nosey-parkering could have ended in tragedy.
"So without telling anyone, you went in search of someone who might have murdered someone," he commented drily.
"On reflection, it was rather a stupid idea," Dorothy conceded in a small voice.
"But since you went there and saw him, we'd better hear more about it," said Colin, who wanted to move on to his own stuff.
"I've told you everything," said Dorothy, blushing slightly. But that might have been caused by the heat of the log fire.
***
Gary announced that the information about the man in a coma had been confirmed by the guy himself, but he had only just heard about Magda’s death. The guy was a Mr Louis Mcbain. He was a businessman who had a date with Magda. He hadn't known Magda was a part-time hooker until that evening when he had had to pay Kelly in advance for the time spent with her. She had invited him to visit her at home and even though he now knew about her profession, he had thought it was normal gallantry to offer to drive her car. He thought she was attracted to him, and there was nothing noble about being rude to a lady, whatever her chosen profession.
Mr McBain said he had found Magda extremely sexy and decided to go ahead with his intention, though he didn’t usually pay for sex. There had been no indication of brake problems until he tried to avoid a hare crossing the road. That was all he could remember. His memory of events immediately prior to the accident was patchy. Magda had flirted with him somewhere a month earlier, he remembered. He had found her attractive then and thought the attraction was mutual. She hadn't charged him for her attentions that time, and he repeated that he had never paid for sex before.
"Pretty cynical of him," said Colin. "And suspicious. Curious how he remembers some things, but not others."
"Selective amnesia. Normal after such accidents,” Gary said after consulting his notes. “Psychologists can explain that, apparently. Mr McBain did not have any personal identification with him, but since he was out with a girl-friend, he didn’t need any. He always carried a wad of banknotes in his pocket. His briefcase and his other belongings were found at the hotel he eventually named. They had wondered what had happened to him, but since he was a regular guest they assumed he would turn up again to collect his things. He had paid in advance for his room."
***
Cleo had to admit that even if she was in love with Gary, it did not include liking him all the time if he played tricks on her agency by not keeping her up to date.
***
Gary said that the police had originally taken the guy’s identity for granted because he had been in Kelly's car with Kelly's wife and answered to the description of Kelly. Farmers don't usually carry their passports around, always assuming they even have one. It was only thanks to Dorothy that they had eventually discovered that it was not Kelly lying in that bed.
Gary grudged having to thank Dorothy for her initiative, but not doing so would have shown resentment, so he smiled at her.
Dorothy nodded graciously. He was quite a different person from the one who had sat at her breakfast table, and she preferred the other one.
***
They still had not heard what Colin had to tell them when Delilah came in with some fresh Italian bread and herb butter for starters.
Colin took over. It was high time Gary’s one-upmanship was stopped in its tracks. He disliked Gary’ condescending attitude to Dorothy, who had risked her life in the name of detection. He could also see that Cleo was quite aggravated with the whole business. Looking at Delilah, Colin also wondered how much she knew that she still hadn’t revealed about the goings-on in her pub.
Robert was relaxing in the most comfortable chair, sipping his grog and not contributing anything to the conversation, but just watching the spectacle and musing that Cleo looked anything but happy about Gary’s meanness at not keeping her up-to-date.
Since it was time to move on and Delilah was in the room, Colin asked her if she had seen Burton at the bistro.
"Yes and I think I told you," she replied, not remembering who she had told.
"How often was he here?" Gary asked, annoyed with himself for not pursuing that line earlier.
"Several times with the Norton woman and then with someone who looked like a good-time girl, and after that he came in once or twice with an older woman. She was smartly dressed and very nervous."
"Would you remember her if I showed you a photo, Delilah?" Colin said, successfully interrupting Gary’s effort to take over the questioning.
Colin loaded photos of Mrs Temple and Mrs Stone on his tablet.
"Both of them were here, and come to think of it, they were both here with Burton. At different times, of course."
"You see, Gary?" said Colin. "My hunch was right. Burton was a Casanova."
"I can't understand what women saw in him," said Delilah. “He was scruffy and ill-mannered."
"But probably good in bed," said Dorothy.
"I'm surprised at you, Dorothy," said Cleo. "And Colin, how come you have such recent photos?"
"I asked Gary for them."
Cleo felt left out. Were the two men conniving? Did Gary know what Colin was up to and vice versa? How long would it be before they booted her out of her own job? Colin read her thoughts.
"Cleo, I needed them. We aren't plotting against you."
"I should damn well hope not," shouted Robert.
"We're not here to quarrel, Robert," said Dorothy, "but to get to the bottom of the whole nasty business."
"You should all be working as a team," said Julie, who had watched the proceedings with a growing feeling that she was somewhere she didn't want to be. "You won't make any progress without a bit of give and take."
"I thought that's what the meeting was about," jibed Cleo.
"What about Hatherton?" Gary asked Delilah. "Did he come here with Burton?"
Colin loaded a photo of Hatherton for Delilah to refresh her memory.
"Not with Burton, he didn't; only with those women on the photos."
Since the photos included one of Mrs Temple, they had definitely met prior to the incident at the barn. It made sense that Mrs Temple would prefer to forget the meeting, but did not make sense that Hatherton had obviously not told her he had been in prison, and she had not told him about Shirley. Mrs Temple had also known Burton.
"In that case, let's close this meeting and find out how many women Burton was seeing and whether they were being blackmailed," said Cleo.
"A good idea," said Robert. "All this chit-chat is a waste of time."
"Do you remember if Mrs Temple and Hatherton were here before or after Burton's murder, Delilah?"
"Before, I think. But they were not friendly, spoke only briefly to one another, and left without eating anything. I wondered about that.
"Mrs Temple wasn't friendly with anyone," said Cleo.
"What if she and Hatherton were in it together?" said Dorothy.
"In what, Dorothy?" Gary asked.
"Search me!"
"I wonder why were they so secretive about meeting?" said Gary.
"It's not secretive here," said Delilah.
"The whole of that interview in my office could have been for my benefit," said Gary.
"I wouldn't go as far as that," said Cleo. "Hatherton obviously had no idea that Shirley was his daughter and I don't think for one minute that either of them had a hand in that killing. They were just in the throes of a personal crisis."
"So who did kill Burton and Shirley?" Julie wanted to know.
"We could ask Mr Kelly again," said Dorothy.
"Do you seriously think he would commit murder?" said Cleo.
"No, but he might know who did."
"How, Dorothy?"
"He knew Burton well, so he probably knew who had it in for him," Dorothy explained. "That might be why Burton was in hiding."
"All speculation, Ladies," said Gary, who had to admit to himself grudgingly that Dorothy might again have a point.
***
"So who killed Burton and that policewoman?" said Julie, who was now sure this meeting was serving no useful purpose.
They were all at cross purposes and running round in circles like hamsters on their training ladders. What a chaotic state of affairs it was! Why had she come? Why had Gary allowed amateurs - not counting Colin - to help him? They could not even agree among themselves. And now Colin was going behind Cleo's back. It was time for some clear thinking, on their part and hers.
***
"Whoever he was blackmailing could be his killer," said Cleo. “Elinor Stone, for instance. She was a sure target with her life-style."
As if on cue, the door to the snug was kicked open and Mrs Stone barged in brandishing a revolver.
"Right in one, Miss Hartley. How did you guess?"
"Put that gun away," shouted Gary.
"Shut up. I've waited long enough to use it on you pathetic investigators. No wonder my husband wanted to get rid of you, Mr Hurley. I should have shot you instead of the Temple girl. Or both of you. Two birds with one stone, to coin a phrase."
The group around the table sat frozen. How did she know about the meeting?
"What about Burton, then?" probed Cleo, playing for time.
Mitch and Delilah were standing just outside the snug, trying to decide what to do. Delilah stepped back and dialled 999. Mitch braced himself.
"The bastard was blackmailing me."
"You had an affair with Hatherton, didn't you?" cried Dorothy. "And that’s why you’re here now, isn’t it?”
“It’s none of your business why I’m here,” snorted Elinor.
“Of course it’s my business. Your husband was not to know about your little affair, was he?"
Cleo was full of admiration for Dorothy’s nerve. Gary wished he was armed.
"Shut up, woman," Elinor Stone shouted.
***
Dorothy still had her father's old revolver in her rucksack. That had been a precaution against Kelly, but she hadn't been able to make use of it because her rucksack had been on her back for convenience. Now it was on the floor at her feet.
"I want to blow my nose," she said.
"Blow away," Mrs Stone retorted. "You may not get another chance."
Dorothy reached down to her rucksack, pulled her father’s old revolver out, aimed at the ceiling and pulled the trigger.
Mrs Stone was so startled that she dropped her guard long enough for Robert to grab and wrench the arm holding her gun. She gave a squeal of pain and dropped the weapon. Quick as lightning, Gary took charge of it.
"Well done, Dorothy," said Colin.
"I just hoped that it was loaded," fibbed Dorothy, who always carried the loaded gun when she was sleuthing.
"Just as well it was," said Robert, giving Mrs Stone's arm another little twist.
"I hope it’s licensed." Gary asked.
“What sort of a chump are you, Gary?” Robert shouted. “Are you going to arrest Dorothy for saving your life?”
***
Mitch heard the shot, he and Delilah rushed in and went to Robert's aid. Together they tied Mrs Stone's wrists behind her back with the long nylon scarf Delilah had been wearing.
"The police are on their way," Delilah told them.
"Thank goodness for that!" said Dorothy, who seemed to be the only one of the group capable of a normal reaction.
Julie burst into tears.
Cleo echoed the words her mother tended to use when faced with anything remotely risky.
"It's safer in Chicago," she said.
"This isn't funny, Cleo," reproached Robert.
***
Gary didn't say anything. He had failed on all counts. The sleuth women had shown him up for what he was. He looked bleakly at Julie, who granted him an almost imperceptible smile.
"Don't take it so hard, Gary," Dorothy said, noticing how dejected he was and how he seemed to be appealing to Julie rather than Cleo for support.
***
A police patrol car drew up in front of the pub, lights flashing. Felix and Greg jumped out. It was Felix's last week as a patrol cop. He would be starting Shirley's old job on December 1st. Nigel would probably quit the police force and go into dry cleaning.
Delilah's cry for help had been dramatic and fearful. A few bistro customers were now cowering outside. They had fled when they heard the shot and had no idea what was happening.
"Everything's under control," Delilah announced as she led the police into the snug.
Felix and Greg took over and Mrs Stone was handcuffed properly. Felix dropped the woman's gun into a plastic bag.
"Souvenir-hunting?" Mrs Stone sneered, and said to Felix “Get back into your closet, Dorothy darling!”
"I'm Dorothy," shouted Dorothy, who was unaware of the innuendo Mrs Stone intended.
"Hold your tongue, Mrs Stone," said Cleo in defence of Felix, who was blushing and clearly upset. Even cops are human.
Hoping to give an impression of competence, Gary arrested Mrs Stone for murder.
"For the moment," he added. "The other charges can wait until tomorrow."
“What are you talking about?” said Mrs Stone.
”You’ll see,” said Gary.
 "Who is she, Sir?" asked Felix.
"That is Roger Stone’s dearly beloved," said Colin.
"Not THE Mrs Stone," said Greg.
"Right in one," said Gary. "Wife of Super Intendant Roger Stone, supervisor of my homicide squad."
"Good God," said Greg.
"Take her away," said Gary.
***
Mrs Stone was escorted to the waiting patrol car. She had stopped struggling. The game was up and she knew it. Once forensics compared the gun calibre and other items of evidence, she would not be able to talk herself into freedom, whoever she was married to.
Gary wondered if Roger Stone would attempt to get his wife's neck out of the noose. He thought not. The evidence against her would be too strong, if his suspicions were correct. Stone would have enough on his plate defending himself. Gary could not quell his schadenfreude. For the moment he had no sympathy for his friend. Was that the reason he had been removed from the case. Had Roger been managing a cover-up?
***
Cleo could see that Gary's was jubilant in the midst of all the chaos. He was enjoying his own victory over Roger Stone, although he could take no credit for the dramatic climax to the meeting in the snug. Never in his wildest dreams had Gary thought Elinor Stone could be mixed up in anything remotely damaging to her husband's position. The marriage stank, but the Stones had managed to put on a remarkably good show of conjugal harmony in public.
***
Colin had not had a chance to reveal his findings on various aspects of the Burton case, but that was no longer really necessary and he wanted to tell everyone about his own immediate plans. Gary knew that Mrs Stone’s arrest was the start rather than the end of the case. Quite a few who had enjoyed protection and privileges would be exposed once the media got hold of the story.
Mrs Stone was taken to police headquarters in Middlethumpton. Everyone who had witnessed the incident would be questioned and typed statements would be signed at HQ the following day.
Cleo wondered if that was the end of the line for the Stones. Mrs Stone would definitely serve a life sentence. It remained to be seen how Roger Stone would weather the storm.
"Let's not speculate on what happens next," Gary proposed. "I think we need time to get this in perspective."
"You might," said Cleo and immediately regretted her sharp tone.
Gary sat in the rear of the police car next to Mrs Stone. She had said nothing. In fact, not a word was spoken all the way to Middlethumpton. Gary wondered what Roger would have to say.

***
Delilah was the most shocked by what had happened. The paramedics called to help Dorothy over her shock were fully occupied reviving Delilah instead.
"In Regency novels they called it 'the vapours'," Dorothy remarked. "I didn't know Delilah was so sensitive."
"Imagine we'd all been mown down on your premises, Dorothy,” said Robert. “Delilah is living through what could have happened."
"But it didn't, did it?"
"Thanks to your presence of mind," said Robert.
Dorothy was now emotionally torn between heroism that she had saved the situation and contrition about saying something so negative about Delilah.
“I’m so sorry for what I said to you, Delilah.”
"That’s OK!" said Delilah, who had revived in record time.
The paramedics decided they were no longer needed.
"If it hadn't been for Dorothy's presence of mind, we might all be dead now," Delilah told everyone. "We should be grateful that she got us out of a really sticky situation. Let's celebrate! Can you fetch the best cognac, Mitch?"
"I think we should all go home and get some rest," said Robert.
"The cognac will help you to sleep," said Mitch, pouring the precious golden liquid into tulip glasses. "And the fresh air walking home will do you all good.”
"What a splendid idea," said Dorothy.


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