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Friday 12 December 2014

Episode 11 - Short shrift

It had not been the kind of Sunday Robert liked. He was not a social animal and Gloria definitely was. She soon had hundreds of friends thanks to her outgoing personality. Robert was not sure how long he could put up with it, but since Gloria would be helping out in the shop, he would have to grin and bear it until a solution to her accommodation problem had been solved so that he did not have to his working and leisure hours with her. Had he told Cleo that, she would have pointed out that he had invited her mother to help him at the shop so he should not complain. She would find a place to live eventually. Until then he should grin and bear it!
***
Gloria was delighted with everything. She was sure the makeover and new matrass had been for her benefit and said she could be happy at the cottage for years on end, if necessary. Cleo wished she'd kept the antiquated wallpaper and lumpy old mattress. If there's one thing that encourages people to outstay their welcome, it's a comfortable bed and nice surroundings.
***
Gloria did not know that the last occupant was now serving a prison sentence and Cleo was not going to tell her. She would have to warn Dorothy not to mention the Laura Finch murder, but Gloria would find out fast, she reflected ruefully. Gloria was like that. She seemed to invite confidences and working at the shop would be the ideal place to exchange them. But there was no turning back. Cleo would have to make the best of it. She and Robert did not discuss their individual hang-ups about Gloria Hartley.
Gloria had taken the precaution of ringing around to tell everyone she had arrived back without saying why. On Sunday afternoon, the cottage in Monkton Way had been hit by a noisy crowd of well-wishers including all the line dancers Gloria had worked with previously. Cleo had sent them on to the shop where Robert could deal with them. Even Delilah had popped in to greet her old friend, but she left almost immediately, not to visit the shop, but ostensibly to open the bistro, though it was far too early. Julie and Colin had also come to the impromptu reunion tea-party and were cautioned on the doorstep by Cleo not to say anything about Laura Finch’s murder and sent on their way. Colin was proving indispensable to the Hartley Agency, so he could talk about that. Julie had a camera with her to record the event.
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Julie was working for a photographer in Middlethumpton and on call for any photos needed in connection with Cleo's cases. Recently she had also been called on by Gary to record the scene of a crime - a smashed jeweller's shop-window - and had photographed some very suspicious looking characters at the identity parade, though she herself had not been able to discern which the suspects were. With that in mind, she was hoping to stage an exhibition of "goodies and baddies" one day. The shady characters in the photos enjoyed having their photos taken and would be honoured to be included. The story of the identity parade would impress Gloria. She had not even asked why Laura had not  answered the phone during her round up of friends.
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Cleo warned Dorothy  not to let Gloria into any trade secrets. That would not be a problem, Dorothy assured her. She was getting her garden ready for the winter and hoped that Mr Barker from next door would come to the rescue. So she would not go to the shop to greet Gloria. That could wait. Gloria Hartley was not one of Dorothy’s favourite people.
“Robert can help you with the garden,” Cleo volunteered.
“He has enough to do with Gloria.”
"But I can tell her about working at the Wellness Centre, can't I?" she wanted to know Cleo. It was hard finding something to talk to Gloria if she did have to talk to her..
"But don't be specific," warned Cleo. "And tell her it's temporary work at the Wellness Centre, otherwise my mother will nauseate you with pity. You should tell her that you are writing a book about women at work, Dorothy."
“Am i?”
“You are now,” said Cleo.
“Well, I’d better get on with it then.”
“The book?” asked Cleo.
“The garden!”
***
Dorothy did not know that Pamela Norton was sure that Cleo had planted her there as a spy, and was going to fire her next time she turned up for work. She had visited her brothers Sam and Jam in jail over the weekend and listened to their latest news and instructions. They warned her that Cleo Hartley and her old-lady assistant had a finger in every pie in Upper Grumpsfield and district now Cleo had taken up with DI Hurley. The brothers had warned their little sister not to let anyone associated with Cleo anywhere near the Wellness Centre. It should be noted that the information about Cleo and Gary’s affair had also been acquired through the net of informers the Nortons cultivated.
Gary often said HQ was vulnerable to being bugged. Informers informed about any scrap of information that might come in useful one day – they did not have to judge the value of the information they passed on. The Nortons had friends everywhere who kept them up to date about what was going on outside the prison walls. They were not the sort of friends who inspire envy in respectable citizens, however, being more likely to attract informers and small-time crooks anxious for a break, preferably into the world of drug smuggling, kidnapping or prostitution since they were infinitely more profitable than petty larceny.
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Sitting at her desk early on Monday morning before leaving to attend those HQ interviews, Cleo reflected that she was not equipped for what she liked to call big-game hunting. Her investigations were mainly into conjugal disagreements, missing pets and lost children, though the latter was fortunately seldom, not to mention absconding spouses, of which there were many. It was entirely Gary's initiative that had advanced Cleo to investigating criminal activities, though he was not always grateful for her perspicacity or Dorothy’s hunches.
Cleo was curious to find out more about Gary’s impromptu solo interview with Magda Kelly. Gary thought he had got off Cleo’s questions lightly, but he was too reticent about the interview with Magda and that increased Cleo’s curiosity. Cleo thought Gary had been very foolish not to have an independent witness in the room.
***
Gary welcomed Cleo with an embrace.
“You should not do that her,” said Cleo. “Walls have eyes.”
“Why would it interest anyone, Cleo?”
“It makes us both more susceptible to….”
“…Blackmail?”
“Well…Maybe not.”
***
“Did Magda Kelly make a pass at you, Gary?” Cleo said.
“She tried.”
"You probably asked for it."
“I did not give her any encouragement, if that’s what you mean.”
“You wouldn’t have to. She’s a hooker for the money, Gary. If she free-lances, no doubt she knows how to sell what she has to offer.”
"I must admit that it was a mistake to interview her on her own. Shirley was officially off duty, so she only listened in and there was no one else around. I recorded it all, but who wants anyone to hear stuff like that?"
“Opportunity was knocking, Gary.”
“Was it? I did not notice at the time.”
“That’s what I mean, Gary. It is not a good idea for the head of homicide to be mixed up with a hooker.”
“Come on, Cleo. I never gave her the impression that I was interested.”
"Couldn't you have put Shirley back on duty?"
"Not officially without prior notification, but she watched and listened to the procedure."
"I'll bet she did – in that next-door office, and didn’t intervene."
Gary found himself defending Shirley. Cleo was goading him.
"What do you mean by that? She'd been working for about 14 hours. I could not allow her to carry on."
"But she was hanging around, wasn't she?"
"Well…"
"Waiting for you, Gary?"
"No. Robert is her target now. I’m on the back burner now."
"Really? Does that bother you?"
"Shirley and I are not an item, Cleo. We could have been because you  don’t want us to be."
"Oh…"
Cleo broke off because she had gone too far. Gary did not like being taunted. He shrugged his shoulders. Cleo felt sorry for him.
“What’s the problem?” said Cleo. “I thought we agreed…”
“I love you, Cleo. That’s all. And when you goad me…”
“I love you too, Gary, and I think I understand.”
“I don’t think you do,” said Gary.
“Tell me, then.”
“I can’t, Cleo. Not right now.”
“OK. Another time?”
“Another time. Do you have time for an hour at Romano’s after the interviews?”
“I don’t think it’s a good idea.”
“I can’t think of anything else I want to do,” said Gary, “but I don’t intend to talk you into something you don’t want. I can’t make love to someone who’s on a different planet,” said Gary
Cleo got up and said she would not stay. They were hurting one another. She left Gary feeling terrible. She was shocked and hurt that he could be tempted by a woman like Magda Kelly. At that moment she decided that the affair with Gary was over.
Gary did not know what had prompted her to leave. He had told her that he loved her. Wasn’t that enough? So what  about the interviews. She was walking out on them, too.


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